im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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