a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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