Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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