i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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