real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
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