I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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