Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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