I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
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