I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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