When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i can't believe i had my finger in that
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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