3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
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