U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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