brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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