She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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