Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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