Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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