Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
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