Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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