he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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