Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
All I want is dick and wine.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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