How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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