I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
