What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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