The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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