Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
This toilet bowl is my home.
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