Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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