Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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