look no pants
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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