Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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