Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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