I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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