question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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