rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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