She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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