you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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