That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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