Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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