Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
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