So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
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