You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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