at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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