She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
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