He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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