i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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