You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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