i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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