Me. At least after what I've been through.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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