Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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