i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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