ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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