so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
The feeling are messing with the penis
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
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