I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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