the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
What a dumb baby whore.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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