Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
My dick has a subreddit
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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