you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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