im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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