Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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